Dear Suzie:
I have a friend who had a 12-inch cock, but all the extra weight between his legs caused him to lisp. He went to the doctor and said "Doc, I'll give you anything if you can justh help me get rid of thith awful lispth. My wife justh can't sthand it!"
"It's a deal," the doctor said. "All we have to do is shorten that cock of yours."
Three weeks after the operation, my friend returned to the doc and said: "Doctor, you did great work in getting rid of my lisp, but now my wife complains that the sex just isn't what it used to be. I want my old cock back."
What do you think the doctor said?
--Credulous
Dear Cred:
He said, "A dealth a deal!"
I have a friend who had a 12-inch cock, but all the extra weight between his legs caused him to lisp. He went to the doctor and said "Doc, I'll give you anything if you can justh help me get rid of thith awful lispth. My wife justh can't sthand it!"
"It's a deal," the doctor said. "All we have to do is shorten that cock of yours."
Three weeks after the operation, my friend returned to the doc and said: "Doctor, you did great work in getting rid of my lisp, but now my wife complains that the sex just isn't what it used to be. I want my old cock back."
What do you think the doctor said?
--Credulous
Dear Cred:
He said, "A dealth a deal!"
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