Saturday, January 28, 2012

I'm so lonely

Dear Suzie,
I am SO horny, but I live in the Arctic Circle and there are no men within 500 miles of me. Hell, there's no women, either! What do you suggest?
--Nana of the North



Nana:
It's called The Rabbit; or, as Suzie likes to call it, The Pussy Nuke.